Because the last time I took a college math class was in 1776, it was not shocking that what the professor wrote on the stone tablet white board looked to me a whole lot like this:

It was then that I ugly cried and ran out of the class with my limp arms swinging from side to side, trailing off with “I hate math and I hate all of you!” decided to go see the school councilor and beg my way into fourth grade math for grown ladies a lower level math class. As it currently stands, no, I am not smarter than a fifth grader, but I am working on it so look out world!
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