Short of getting a package full of unmarked cash, this IS the best kind of package
Dear Fed Ex man,
You could have flattered me a little by asking for a photo I.D. At least you flashed a boyish grin when I said I was over 21 (scout’s honor,) and for that I love you.
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But mostly I love you because you safely delivered this:

Slicing open a box chalk full of wine…my wine, was such a thrill that I might cancel my gym membership, and allocate that money towards investing in a wine family. I might stop buying groceries, cease getting the oil changed in my car, and wear potato sacks from now on too. It’s all about sacrifice people.
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July 24th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
now. where\’s the cheese?
July 24th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
and i should be over at WHAT time!?
that’s pretty much the greatest box ever (you know, after the unmarked cash)
July 26th, 2008 at 9:46 am
I can’t wait, but I think we should’ve sprung for 2 boxes… We both know our book club has some boozers. LOL.
July 26th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Wine O’ The Month Club??
Cause oh, HELL YEAH !!
July 26th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Feel free to supplement
Hahaha!
July 26th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Deb, I’m hosting our book club this month, and it’s going to double as a “wine tasting” (which is very different from our usual “wine guzzling.”
Pinkies UP!
July 27th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Really, you order the wine first? Then the wine lady comes to pour it?
So looking forward to Friday - can I sleep over?