Short of getting a package full of unmarked cash, this IS the best kind of package

Dear Fed Ex man,

You could have flattered me a little by asking for a photo I.D.  At least you flashed a boyish grin when I said I was over 21 (scout’s honor,) and for that I love you.

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But mostly I love you because you safely delivered this:

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Slicing open a box chalk full of wine…my wine, was such a thrill that I might cancel my gym membership, and allocate that money towards investing in a wine family.  I might stop buying groceries, cease getting the oil changed in my car, and wear potato sacks from now on too.  It’s all about sacrifice people.

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7 Responses to “Short of getting a package full of unmarked cash, this IS the best kind of package”

  1. now. where\’s the cheese? :)

  2. and i should be over at WHAT time!?

    that’s pretty much the greatest box ever (you know, after the unmarked cash)

  3. I can’t wait, but I think we should’ve sprung for 2 boxes… We both know our book club has some boozers. LOL.

  4. Wine O’ The Month Club??

    Cause oh, HELL YEAH !!

  5. Feel free to supplement :) Hahaha!

  6. Deb, I’m hosting our book club this month, and it’s going to double as a “wine tasting” (which is very different from our usual “wine guzzling.”

    Pinkies UP!

  7. Really, you order the wine first? Then the wine lady comes to pour it?

    So looking forward to Friday - can I sleep over?

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