Jlogged

Step one: Stay up half the night with your friends gorging yourself on Indian food, homemade gelato, and wine while talking God, politics, and the universe…also cellulite, child birth, LOST, and the Grecian tragedy that is the Spears family. We are deep like that.

Step two: sleep three hours

Step three: awake to piping hot Starbucks, and your ride to the Junior League garage sale where local news broadcaster Gillian Sheridan will cut you a deal on a stellar boutique shirt, Christine Nelson will sell you a T.V. for 20.00 and comment on how cute all the vintage jewelry you picked out was. Jillian will be much smaller than you thought, but do not say so out loud. Play it cool like you go to her garage sales all the time.

Step four: Come home where your husband has cleaned up the whole house, put on cologne, made you lunch, and tells you that you look skinny.

Repeat as necessary

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