Jlogged

It’s something a lot of women fret over, or I do at least, and we all have to tangle up with the issue daily. Yeah, I’m talkin’ about panties. Panties that are never really comfortable, and always unshapely. Let’s go over our options shall we?

The Granny Panty
First we have the old school granny panty. It’s usually cotton, and hangs out about a mile above sea level. Every husband’s nightmare panty, and a huge no-no with pretty much every pair of jeans I own.

The Traditional Brief
Then we have the traditional brief. It’s so-so in the comfort dept., but leaves some wicked v.p.l. (visible panty line) in dress pants.

The Boy Short
We have the boy short, which I think is aesthetically pleasing, but rides up like nobody’s business in all the wrong places.

The Thong
The thong must have been invented by a man and is not fun to wear. Ever. Period. The. End.

Going Commando
So this brings me to my personal choice, commando. Something I never thought I would do or care to admit in a public forum, but was converted in my super crunchy hippie phase of life. So far it’s my best option, but not always socially appropriate (ie - shorts, skirts, and the rare possibility that your pants might split in yoga class).

The Spanx
Well, the answer seems to lie in a little something called Spanx . They seem to be the super panty we have all been waiting for. And bonus: they make you look 10 lbs thinner + eliminate those unsightly v.p.l. All the stars are wearing them, Oprah thinks they are the cat’s meow, and even super buff Jessica Alba wears them. Now if J.A feels like she needs to “suck it all in,” then I certainly could get away with wearing a girdle body shaper. I have yet to try them, but if they work I am gonna dump my underwear drawer in the garbage and start over.

Next topic up for discussion: bra-llelujah!

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